The pharmacist says to his assistant,'' what's the matter with that chap''
Oh, says the assistant, he came in with a nasty cough, I coudn't find any cough syrup, so I gave him laxatives.
''How many'', said the pharmacist.
''the whole box'', said the assistant.
''You daft barsteward'',said the pharmacist,''you can't cure a cough with laxatives''.
''just have, said the assistant, ''look at him, he's to afraid to cough!''
