Im Back

ian.stewart · Post by **ian.stewart** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:37 pm

Hello Chaps,
Im back on here for the first time in a fortnight, Had a bit of a major health scare, but it seems I am a awful lucky person to be talking to you, just happend to be in the right place at the right time with the right person,
only down side may be I could lose my driving licence, I need to notify the dvla tomorrow, eeek

Post by **Coops** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:43 pm

good to have you back mate, xxxxx
bad about the license,
im back of holiday now, and was going to text you tomora to see which ward as was going to pop along and see you,

r2d2hp · Post by **r2d2hp** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:43 pm

Do hope your ok Ian, If I can help at all just let me know

ian.stewart · Post by **ian.stewart** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:45 pm

let me out on good behavior or possibly cabin fever, 12 days in hospital, no matter how nice is 12 days too many for me

Post by **Coops** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:46 pm

i know what you mean mate,

unstable load · Post by **unstable load** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:55 pm

Welcome back and congrats on overcoming the scare.
Holding thumbs for your license, though.

kiwicar · Post by **kiwicar** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:08 am

Hi Ian
good to have you back, best wishes to you, though I think denying you internet access for 12 days constitutes unusual and excesive cruelty these days.
Best regards
Mike

kev_the_mole · Post by **kev_the_mole** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:10 am

I think denying you internet access for 12 days constitutes unusual and excesive cruelty these days

Mike, from my experience of the NHS they don't deny you internet access but charge you a tenner a day for it through something called Patientcrime or similar.

Anyway, welcome back Ian and fingers crossed over the license.[/url]

ian.stewart · Post by **ian.stewart** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:58 am

the Hospital had free wifi, TBH I was not that interested, never even watched TV apart from when I was waiting to be picked up,
I just have to have a few weeks off to recoup, and hope I will be allowed to drive, talked to the doc today, and he dosent think there will be a problem, as I have had a non invasive surgery to seal a ruptured artery in my brain, went in via my groin and sealed the bleed in my brain from there, clever fookers,

ChrisJC · Post by **ChrisJC** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:14 pm

ian.stewart wrote: I just have to have a few weeks off to recoup, and hope I will be allowed to drive, talked to the doc today, and he dosent think there will be a problem, as I have had a non invasive surgery to seal a ruptured artery in my brain, went in via my groin and sealed the bleed in my brain from there, clever fookers,

What caused that?

Chris.

Eliot · Post by **Eliot** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:39 pm

ian.stewart wrote:as I have had a non invasive surgery to seal a ruptured artery in my brain, went in via my groin and sealed the bleed in my brain from there, clever fookers,

So like they fixed a leaky rocker cover gasket by reaching up the tailpipe then..

ian.stewart · Post by **ian.stewart** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:29 pm

ChrisJC wrote:
ian.stewart wrote: I just have to have a few weeks off to recoup, and hope I will be allowed to drive, talked to the doc today, and he dosent think there will be a problem, as I have had a non invasive surgery to seal a ruptured artery in my brain, went in via my groin and sealed the bleed in my brain from there, clever fookers,
What caused that?

Chris.

there are 2 main causes of a ruptured cerebral anurism, its basically a baloon formed in an artery, which can burst under strain,

The first is is straining while having a dump,
and,
the second is having a bit of nookie,

well, I wasnt constipated, lol

r2d2hp · Post by **r2d2hp** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:51 pm

Hey Ian, you car reduce your chances of having another one by giving up on one of the two things you mentioned. Cant see that happening though

ChrisJC · Post by **ChrisJC** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:05 pm

ian.stewart wrote: there are 2 main causes of a ruptured cerebral anurism, its basically a baloon formed in an artery, which can burst under strain,

The first is is straining while having a dump,
and,
the second is having a bit of nookie,

well, I wasnt constipated, lol

Eeh, ferking 'ell, well, at least I suppose there's somebody else there to call the ambulance!

Chris.

mgbv8 · Post by **mgbv8** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:31 pm

ChrisJC wrote:
ian.stewart wrote: there are 2 main causes of a ruptured cerebral anurism, its basically a baloon formed in an artery, which can burst under strain,

The first is is straining while having a dump,
and,
the second is having a bit of nookie,

well, I wasnt constipated, lol
Eeh, ferking 'ell, well, at least I suppose there's somebody else there to call the ambulance!

Chris.

Bloody Hell mate!!!
Glad your still with us

So its Exlax and viagra from now on eh??
The Exlax will remove one possible cause and the viagra will make the other cause less of an issue.... Although the viagra does tend to put more of a strain on the wife

....... erm... apparently ???

So when will we see you back on track with the Tina ???

Regards
Pel