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sperm instruction

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a sperm is receiving instructions about conceptionfrom a sperm instructor. "You run through a tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to a damp cavern," says the instructor. "At the end of the cavern you will find a sticky ball, which is an egg. Address the egg and say, i am a sperm, she will say ,i am an egg. From that moment on you both work together to create an embryo." To days later he is called into action. He goes through the tunnel into the cavern. And as a multi-tude of sperm swim right behind him-- he races up to the sticky ball and says. "Hi ,im a sperm. The sticky ball smiles and says . "Hi, im a tonsil".



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