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a rocket launches from houston to mars with 2 monkeys and a woman,
houston calls 1st monkey:
adjust oxygen 20 per cent, stop radar, phase to warp factor 3,
Monkey 1 replies ok done:

Houston to monkey2:
switch of engine 3 and start radiation sheild, adjust anti-gravitational throttle,
Monkey 2 replies ok done:

Houston to woman:
feed monkeys and don't f***** touch anything!!!!!!!


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