Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out
and check - you were driving.
'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with
a big grin on his face.
'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me. '
'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie. ' I knocked on the door, and when
it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've
just killed the cow.
Cheri Blair
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Owner of an "On the Road" GT40 Replica by DAX powered by 3.9Hotwre Efi, worked over by DJ Motors. EFi Working but still does some kangaroo at low revs (Damn the speed limits) In to paint shop 18/03/08.