Cough !
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:49 pm
A pharmacist rushes into his shop,1/2 hr late for work, there's a man leaning against the wall, white as a sheet.
The pharmacist says to his assistant,'' what's the matter with that chap''
Oh, says the assistant, he came in with a nasty cough, I coudn't find any cough syrup, so I gave him laxatives.
''How many'', said the pharmacist.
''the whole box'', said the assistant.
''You daft barsteward'',said the pharmacist,''you can't cure a cough with laxatives''.
''just have, said the assistant, ''look at him, he's to afraid to cough!''
The pharmacist says to his assistant,'' what's the matter with that chap''
Oh, says the assistant, he came in with a nasty cough, I coudn't find any cough syrup, so I gave him laxatives.
''How many'', said the pharmacist.
''the whole box'', said the assistant.
''You daft barsteward'',said the pharmacist,''you can't cure a cough with laxatives''.
''just have, said the assistant, ''look at him, he's to afraid to cough!''