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You might find this usefull

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:58 pm
by kiwicar
Just had my annual "Apraisel" at work, this came in jolly handy for generating the general BS such an activity requires
http://www.isms.org.uk/mission%20statement.htm
Best regards
Mike

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:45 pm
by ChrisJC
This is in a similar vein:
http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/

Chris.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:55 pm
by kiwicar
Hi
I used to work at major broadcast facility house in the UK, run at the time by a certain Greg Dyke, his second in command (Mike) used to chair our monthly performance meeting where we had to report on how each of our contracts was running, I at the time mannaged the contract for a certain newly started terrestrial broadcaster (late '90s this is). All fairley high level serious stuff you would think. Anyway all of us had done our monthley contract reports apart from our newish HR manager who was stood up doing going through her presentation on new employment law that had just come out. Suddenly Mike yells Bingo at the top of his voice and turns to my MD and says "beat you!" turns out the two of them had been playing "bull poop bingo" all the way through the HR presentation, You have never seen anyone look as confused and out of place as the HR manager. . . I really liked working for Mike.
Best regards
Mike