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hypnotism

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Hypnotism at the Care Home

It was entertainment night at the Care Home.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotise each and every
member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...'
The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering
into a hundred pieces..........................

'S**T!' said the hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the Care
Home.


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Post by unstable load »

Lovely stuff!
Cheers,
John

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