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Subject: ARE U INSURED for your lifestyle?





Subject: ARE U INSURED FOR SEX ?

THE correct insurance companies for sex ........

SEX with your wife -Legal & General

SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone- Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite- Confused. com

SEX with some one different - Go compare. com

SEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat. com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p- Saga

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union