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The England team visited an orphanage in Cape town today. " Its heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal aged 6 :D



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Gentle reader,

Please excuse me, if you can, for all my verse don't rhyme or scan
Of this you may but simply tell, for I only draft in doggerel


All together now, roughly in time to 'Three Lions'
Original Lyrics: David Baddiel/Frank Skinner; Music: Ian Broudie

They're coming home
They're coming home
They're coming
England's coming home
(x4)

We already know the score (0-0)
We've seen it all before
We just know
We're so sure

That England's gonna
Throw it all away
Gonna blow it all away
'Cos I know that they can't play
Cos' I remember

Three lions on the shirt
Jules Rimet ne're again
Nearly 50 Years of hurt
Nothing stops the pain

So many jokes, so many jeers
And all those never nears
Wear you down
Throughout the years

But I still see that
Tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby dancing

This lot's not in their class
Nightclubs and chasing ass
Less of the game at their feet
More of in the pages of Heat

Three lions on the shirt
Jules Rimet ne're again
Nearly 50 Years of hurt
Nothing stops the pain

They say there's no 'I' in team
With this squad that's just a dream
Superstar multi-millionaires
Only good for shagging au pairs

They're coming home
They're coming home
They're coming
England's coming home
(x4)

Fade to sounds of replica kit being torn and burned
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It's an engine Jim.....but not as we know it ;)

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Post by CastleMGBV8 »

Say's it all

Kevin.

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