Xmas tale
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:18 pm
An Xmas tale
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present
for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long
and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister
and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they
selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister
bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up
the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
(which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in
them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that
they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't
needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love
Ron..
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little bit of fur showing.
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present
for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long
and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister
and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they
selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister
bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up
the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
(which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in
them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that
they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't
needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love
Ron..
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little bit of fur showing.
