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gelmonkey
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Rabbits

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A pretty little 9yr old girl goes into a pet shop and stands politely waiting to be served.

The store owner sees her and walks around to the front of the counter and gets down on his knees so that he may talk to her face to face.

"And how can we help you today my love?",he asks.

"I would like to buy a rabbit please sir",she replies.

"A rabbit is it, " he says,"you have come to the right place for one those"

"Well then,we have beautiful long eared rabbits which are white,we have some very very soft brown rabbits that just loved to be stroked whilst sitting on your lap,we have some grey rabbits which are energetic and are most happy when they have a long run to play in and finally we have the blackest of black rabbits which eat carrots whilst holding them in their paws"

"Which one do you think you would like then?"asks the store owner.

The little girl looks him straight in the eye and says,

" Do you really think my 10ft python is going to give a sh@t?"



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