Scottish Wedding
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:38 pm
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready; the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, . . even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic; you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?"
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready; the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, . . even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic; you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?"
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”