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Not a joke, but quite funny

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Posted up on the nsra
First you must recognize that this is a 4 star sheriff, not some lowly, ordinary county bumpkin. The story may be apocryphal, but certainly worth a read:

Polk County, Florida Sheriff: "You kill a policeman it means no arrest, no Miranda rights, no negotiations - - nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you - - PERIOD."



POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD


An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."


So thats where it went !

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Post by ged »

Like the attitude, but a waist of good ammo! :)

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Post by unstable load »

Plus 1here!!
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Post by JJMclure »

ha ha!
don't nibble on the barrel, pull the trigger!

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Post by j.johnson23 »

Only in America.
But you have to admire the sincerity.

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