Girls car

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Girls car

Post by JJMclure » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:13 pm

Ford and Renault have announced they are teaming up to build the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Clio and the Taurus they have designed the 'CLITAURUS'. It comes in pink, the average male car thief wont be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning.

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Post by ChrisJC » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Mickxjr » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:14 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Post by HazelR » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:47 pm


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Just rebuilt my Range Rover Classic V8
and yes, I really am a girl...

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Post by Karel R.R. & Capri » Wed May 09, 2012 9:01 pm

8) not bad, and true in the morning
My daily driver is a Range Rover Classic from 1989,
My project : a Ford Capri 1982 2Liter converting into a rover 3.5 v8 with carbs

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Post by Vee-eight » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:32 am

:lol: ha!

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