Throttle in a bottle!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:20 pm
So, you're sitting there at the lights. Alongside you, a brand new BMW pulls up, with the driver casting a derisory glance at your car, tutting to himself at how people are allowed to drive things like that in this day and age.....
"Right" you think, as the red mist descends, "that's it". You bring the engine up to 2500, flicking a dash mounted arming switch, simultaneously bringing online the progressive controller.
The light turns green.
You nail the pedal to the floor.
Your engine lets out a low pitched growl like Frankenstein's monster clearing its throat, steriods pumping through its intake system. The rear wheels cling vainly to the tarmac as the beast in the nose does everything it can to spin the world in the opposite direction but your brain is locked on - "KILL!" - and you keep that pedal glued to the floor.
The BMW flips into warp drive - backwards, into the distance. The driver hunkers behind his soft touch dashboard in utter terror - and you smile. Your foot backs off the pedal and the engine settles into its friendly, streetable manner and burbles happily as the last remenants of power-crazed fluid trickle through the injectors......
Normality is resumed. The onlookers are applauding and pretty girls are draping themselves over your bonnet. Another confirmed kill - One down, more to come.
.....But I digress. eBay again, has made me a happy boy and once again, I was the sole bidder on something I wanted.
A Wizards Of Nitrous kit, with billet pulsoids, bottle and a Maximiser progressive controller. Assuming it turns up
I'll do a full writeup when it comes to installing, testing, benching and installing bigger jets (not going to go over 50BHP on standard ignition system for the time being) but I'm just SO DAMNED EXCITED! The only thing that's depressing is I've still got 2 weeks left at uni
Now, I've got to find room for that centrifugal supercharger that's on eBay as well.....................
Soon to be adorned with more shiny bits (and a bit more kick). Needs a bloody good clean and a polish, mind...
Some other inspirational shots:
An unedited version of the first story involved 3 melted valves, a damaged piston, one grenaded intake manifold and an embarrassed call to the RAC....but you had him....for a moment....
So anyway - Anyone got any good tips or things I should really pay attention to before I make any attempt at using it?
I'm thinking of running the noszle into the air trunking between plenum and AFM, with as short as possible hosing from the solenoids...Might replace the flexi item with a piece of silicon, so it's mounted properly
"Right" you think, as the red mist descends, "that's it". You bring the engine up to 2500, flicking a dash mounted arming switch, simultaneously bringing online the progressive controller.
The light turns green.
You nail the pedal to the floor.
Your engine lets out a low pitched growl like Frankenstein's monster clearing its throat, steriods pumping through its intake system. The rear wheels cling vainly to the tarmac as the beast in the nose does everything it can to spin the world in the opposite direction but your brain is locked on - "KILL!" - and you keep that pedal glued to the floor.
The BMW flips into warp drive - backwards, into the distance. The driver hunkers behind his soft touch dashboard in utter terror - and you smile. Your foot backs off the pedal and the engine settles into its friendly, streetable manner and burbles happily as the last remenants of power-crazed fluid trickle through the injectors......
Normality is resumed. The onlookers are applauding and pretty girls are draping themselves over your bonnet. Another confirmed kill - One down, more to come.
.....But I digress. eBay again, has made me a happy boy and once again, I was the sole bidder on something I wanted.
A Wizards Of Nitrous kit, with billet pulsoids, bottle and a Maximiser progressive controller. Assuming it turns up
I'll do a full writeup when it comes to installing, testing, benching and installing bigger jets (not going to go over 50BHP on standard ignition system for the time being) but I'm just SO DAMNED EXCITED! The only thing that's depressing is I've still got 2 weeks left at uni
Now, I've got to find room for that centrifugal supercharger that's on eBay as well.....................
Soon to be adorned with more shiny bits (and a bit more kick). Needs a bloody good clean and a polish, mind...
Some other inspirational shots:
An unedited version of the first story involved 3 melted valves, a damaged piston, one grenaded intake manifold and an embarrassed call to the RAC....but you had him....for a moment....
So anyway - Anyone got any good tips or things I should really pay attention to before I make any attempt at using it?
I'm thinking of running the noszle into the air trunking between plenum and AFM, with as short as possible hosing from the solenoids...Might replace the flexi item with a piece of silicon, so it's mounted properly